Racks and Snacks

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Location: Central Houston - Downtown
Hours of Operation: 24/7, even Holidays
NPC Staff: There are various who work in the various jobs at the strip club.
PC Staff: Velvet - One of the strippers.


Drink List

Traditional Drinks: All beer, wine, hard cider, mead, and other alcoholic spirits are available here (both well and top-shelf items.)
Specialities
1. Pole Position Punch - Rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
2. Hanky Panky Punch - Vodka, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and grenadine.
3. Private Dancer Punch - Rum, passion fruit juice, orange juice, and a dash of grenadine.
4. Pillow Talk Punch - Light rum, pineapple juice, coconut cream, and a splash of grenadine.
5. Dirty Dancer Martini - Vodka, olive brine, and olives.
6. Morning After Martini - Vodka, coffee liqueur, espresso shot, and a splash of vanilla syrup garnished with coffee beans
7. French Kiss Martini - Vodka, Chambord or raspberry liqueur, and pineapple juice garnished with a fresh raspberry.
8. Flirtini - Vodka, pineapple juice, champagne, and a splash of cranberry juice.
9. The Back Room Bellini - Prosecco or sparkling wine, peach puree, a splash of raspberry liqueur garnished with a fresh raspberry.
10. Forbidden Fruit Fizz - Apple vodka, pomegranate juice, sparkling wine or prosecco garnished with pomegranate seeds and a mint sprig.
11. Femme Fatale Fizz - Champagne, raspberry liqueur, fresh raspberries, and garnished with a twist of lemon.
12. Flirty Fun Fizz - Gin, lemon juice, soda water, and a splash of grenadine.
13. Dirty Secret Sangria - Red or white wine, brandy, orange juice, fresh fruit (oranges, lemons, apples), and a splash of soda water.
14. Satin Sheets Sangria - Rosé wine, elderflower liqueur, strawberry slices, fresh basil, a splash of club soda, and garnished with a basil leaf.
15. Scandalous Sangria - White wine, peach schnapps, fresh peaches, strawberries, mint, and a splash of lemon-lime soda.
16. Tantilizing Tonic - Gin, tonic water, cucumber slice, and a twist of lime.
17. Temptress Tonic - Gin, elderflower liqueur, fresh cucumber, mint leaves, a splash of tonic water, and garnished with a cucumber slice.
18. Blue Moon Lemonade - Vodka, blue curaçao, and lemonade.
19. Lusty Love Lemonade - Vodka, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, club soda, crushed fresh berries, and a lemon wheel garnish.
20. Stage Left Lemonade - Lemon vodka, lemonade, and a splash of lemon-lime soda.
21. Shady Lady Sling - Gin, cherry liqueur, pineapple juice, fresh lime juice, and grenadine garnished with a cherry and orange twist.
22. Secret Admirer Sling - Gin, cherry brandy, lime juice, and soda water.
23. Naughty Nectarine Collins - Vodka, fresh nectarine puree, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, club soda, and garnished with a nectarine slice
24. Booty Collins - Gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, club soda, and cherry garnish.
25. Kiss & Tell Colada - Rum, coconut milk, pineapple juice, and cherry garnish.
26. Lap Dance Daiquiri - Rum, Fresh lime juice, simple syrup, frozen or shaken with strawberry or mango puree, and garnished with a lime wedge
27. Spicy Tease Margarita - Tequila, triple sec, fresh lime juice, a splash of agave syrup, and jalapeño slices for heat with a salt or chili-salt rim
28. Velvet Kiss Cosmo - Vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, fresh lime juice, and garnished with a twist of lime
29. Burlesque Bourbon Smash - Bourbon, fresh blackberries and mint, simple syrup, fresh lemon juice, and topped with club soda
30. Velvet Rope Manhattan - Bourbon or rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, bitters and garnished with a maraschino cherry
31. Honey Trap Mule - Vodka, ginger beer, fresh lime juice, honey syrup, and garnished with a lime wheel and fresh mint
32. Naughty Nightcap - Irish cream liqueur, coffee liqueur, and cream or milk chilled and served over ice garnished with a sprinkle of cocoa powder
33. Sinful Cinnamon Old Fashioned - Bourbon, cinnamon simple syrup, angostura bitters with an orange peel and cinnamon stick for garnish
34. The Cherry Bombshell - Vodka, cherry juice, lime juice, and a splash of soda garnished with a fresh cherry
35. Love Potion #9 - Gin, pomegranate juice, fresh lemon juice, and simple syrup garnished with a pomegranate seed and mint leaf
36. The Taboo Tiki - Dark rum, coconut rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and a splash of grenadine garnished with a pineapple slice and maraschino cherry
37. Midnight Rendezvous - Spiced rum, cola, and a splash of amaretto garnished with a lime wedge
38. Moonlight Mojito - White rum, fresh lime juice, mint leaves, simple syrup, and a splash of club soda garnished with a sprig of mint.
39. The Siren's Secret - Tequila, Blue curaçao, coconut water, and fresh lime juice, garnished with a lime wheel and sea salt rim.
40. Tease-quila Sunrise - Tequila, orange juice, and grenadine.
41. Between the Sheets - Cognac, rum, triple sec, and lemon juice.
42. Peach Fuzz on the Beach - Vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice.
43. Sultry Lady - Tequila, melon liqueur, and grapefruit juice.
44. Sloe and Steady - Sloe gin, lemon juice, and club soda.
45. Stripper Spritzer - Champagne, cranberry juice, club soda, and a twist of lime.
46. Showstopper Sour - Whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup, and cherry garnish.
47. Red Velvet Rope - Vodka, Chambord, cranberry juice, and club soda.
48. Showgirl Shandy - Beer, lemonade, and a splash of ginger ale.
49. Wild Cherry Popper - Cherry vodka, cola, and grenadine.
50. Blushin' Babe - Rosé wine, peach schnapps, club soda, and a splash of cranberry juice.
51. Bare Necessities - Vodka, coconut water, lime juice, and a splash of soda.
52. Thrill of the Night - Spiced rum, cola, and a splash of lime juice.
53. Barely Legal Lemon Drop - Vodka, lemon juice, and triple sec with a sugared rim.
54. Peek-a-Boo Blue - Blue curaçao, vodka, and lemonade, topped with lemon-lime soda.
55. Heart Throb Highball - Bourbon, ginger ale, and a lime wedge.
56. Sultry Sunset - Tequila, pineapple juice, grenadine, and a lime wedge.
57. Sweet Talker Spritz - Aperol, prosecco, a splash of soda, and an orange slice.
58. Body Shot Bliss - Tequila and splash of lime juice, served with a lime wedge and salt rim.
59. Velvet Throne - Vodka, Chambord, cranberry juice, and a splash of club soda.
60. Hot & Bothered Bloody Mary - Vodka, tomato juice, hot sauce, Worcestershire, and a celery stick.
61. Shimmer & Shake - Sparkling wine, elderflower liqueur, and a twist of lemon.
62. Bottomless Bliss - Mimosa with champagne and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
63. Sultry Stinger - Brandy, crème de menthe, ice, and mint garnish.

Breakfast

1. The Early Riser Wrap - Scrambled eggs, bacon or sausage, shredded cheddar cheese, sautéed onions, bell peppers, and hash browns, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla, served with salsa and sour cream on the side
2. Sizzle & Spice Breakfast Burrito - Scrambled eggs, Chorizo or sausage, cheddar cheese, black beans, and roasted peppers wrapped in a large flour tortilla. Served with salsa, sour cream, and guacamole
3. Morning Glory Breakfast Sandwich - Fried egg, your choice of bacon, ham, or sausage, cheddar cheese, and sliced avocado served on a toasted bagel or croissant
4. Pillow Talk Pancakes - Three fluffy buttermilk pancakes, Topped with whipped cream, strawberries, and blueberries, Served with warm maple syrup and butter
5. Hot & Heavy Omelette - Three-egg omelet, your choice of fillings: ham, bacon, cheese, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and spinach topped with fresh herbs. Served with toast and a small side salad
6. Loaded Lap Dance Hash - Crispy hash browns, Diced ham, sausage, bacon, sautéed onions, bell peppers, and mushrooms, melted cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese topped with a fried or poached egg
7. Hangover Helper Surf & Turf Hash - Crispy hash browns, crumbled bacon and sausage, scrambled eggs, blackened shrimp and steak strips, cheddar cheese, and avocado with hot sauce on the side
8. Blazing Skillet - Diced potatoes, sautéed onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, and Choice of chorizo or seasoned ground beef topped with melted cheese and a sunny-side-up egg
9. Bitchin’ Surf & Turf Skillet - Diced potatoes, sautéed onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, and blackened shrimp and steak bites topped with melted cheese and a sunny-side-up egg
10. Hangover Helper Hash Bowl - Crispy hash browns, crumbled bacon and sausage, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese topped with avocado and hot sauce
11. Bottomless Lobster Brunch Bowl - Fluffy scrambled eggs, crumbled sausage, creamy lobster-infused sausage gravy served over crispy hash browns and topped with green onions
12. Heavenly French Toast Sticks - Thick-cut French toast sticks coated in cinnamon sugar served with warm maple syrup and powdered sugar. Optional: fresh berries on the side
13. Sweet & Savory Racks Waffle - Belgian waffle, with your choice of toppings: fried chicken, bacon, or fresh fruit drizzled, with honey or maple syrup finished with a sprinkle of powdered sugar
14. Sugar & Spice Waffle Sticks - Belgian waffle cut into sticks coated with cinnamon sugar served with warm maple syrup and a dollop of whipped cream
15. Devil’s Delight Nutella French Toast - Thick-cut brioche coated and grilled then spread with Nutella and topped with fresh bananas garnished with powdered sugar and whipped cream
16. Cinnamon Roll Knockouts - Freshly baked oversized cinnamon rolls drizzled with cream cheese frosting topped with caramel sauce and pecans
17. Biscuits & Bad Decisions - Fluffy buttermilk biscuits smothered in creamy sausage gravy topped with a sprinkle of fresh parsley
18. Tempting Avocado Toast - Toasted thick-cut sourdough, smashed avocado, cherry tomatoes, and microgreens topped with a drizzle of balsamic glaze. Optional: poached egg on top
19. Forbidden Fruit Avocado Benedict - A toasted English muffin topped with smashed avocado, two poached eggs, smoked salmon or crispy bacon, topped with Hollandaise sauce, garnished with chives
20. Strip & Scramble Platter - Fluffy scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, with toast or a buttery biscuit and Hash browns or grits
21. Croissant Crush - A flaky butter croissant filled with scrambled eggs, ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Served with a side of fruit or mini hash browns
22. Croissant Craze with Lobster & Bacon - A flaky butter croissant filled with scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, buttery lobster pieces, and melted Swiss cheese. Served with a side of fruit or mini hash browns
23. Big Bacon Tease Bagel - Served on a toasted everything bagel, scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, and a smear of garlic herb cream cheese
24. Seductive Salmon Bagel Plate - Served on a toasted bagel with cream cheese, thinly sliced smoked salmon, capers, red onion, and fresh dill. Served with a side of mixed greens or fruit
25. Temptation Parfait - Creamy Greek yogurt, fresh berries (strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries). Topped with granola and a drizzle of honey
26. Sweet Sin Steak & Eggs - 6oz grilled steak, two eggs cooked any style, hash browns or home fries, choice of toast or a buttery biscuit

Lunch/Dinner

1. Double D Delight Burger - Double beef patties, Smoked bacon, Melted cheddar cheese, Pickles, Lettuce, tomato, and onion, and special house sauce served on a brioche bun
2. Loaded Lust Burger - 8oz beef patty, smoked gouda cheese, caramelized onions, arugula, tomato, and bacon jam served on a brioche bun. Served with a side of seasoned fries
3. Busty Bites Sliders - Mini beef patties or fried chicken, American cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, special slider sauce served on soft mini brioche buns
4. Saucy Strip Steak Sandwich - Grilled strip steak, sliced thin, caramelized onions, provolone cheese, arugula, garlic aioli served on a toasted hoagie roll
5. Stacked Steak Sandwich - Thinly sliced steak, provolone cheese, sautéed peppers, onions, and garlic aioli served on a toasted hoagie roll. Accompanied by a pickle and seasoned potato wedges
6. The VIP Lobster Roll - Fresh lobster meat, light lemon mayo dressing, chopped celery served on a toasted and buttered New England roll
7. Honey Glazed Hottie - Honey-glazed fried chicken breast, coleslaw served on a brioche bun with pickles with a honey mustard drizzle
8. Curvy Club Sandwich - Turkey breast, bacon, ham, Lettuce, tomato, avocado, Cheddar cheese, and Herb mayo, as a Triple-decker on toasted sourdough. Served with a side of kettle chips
9. Boss Babe BBQ Pulled Pork - BBQ pulled pork, coleslaw, and pickles, on a Brioche bun. Served with a side of onion rings or curly fries
10. Saucy Meatball Sub - House-made meatballs, marinara sauce, melted mozzarella, fresh basil served on a toasted hoagie roll. served with a small Caesar salad
11. Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich - Crispy fried chicken breast, Drizzle of hot honey, pickles, and coleslaw served on a brioche bun, side of waffle fries
12. Sassy Shrimp Po’ Boy - Crispy fried shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, and pickles, remoulade sauce served on a French baguette, side of cajun fries
13. Lusty Lobster Grilled Cheese - Chunks of fresh lobster meat, melted cheddar and gruyere cheese served on toasted sourdough bread, finished with a garlic butter drizzle. Served with a small side of coleslaw
14. All-Star Avocado Toast - On thick-cut toasted sourdough, smashed avocado, cherry tomatoes, and microgreens, topped with crumbled feta and balsamic glaze. Served with a side of mixed greens
15. Big Tease BLT Wrap - Crispy bacon, fresh lettuce, tomato, avocado, and a chipotle mayo spread, wrapped in a large flour tortilla. Served with sweet potato fries
16. Cheeky Caesar Wrap - Grilled chicken breast, romaine lettuce, shredded parmesan, and Caesar dressing, wrapped in a spinach tortilla. Served with parmesan-dusted fries
17. Rack ‘Em Up Ribs - Half or full rack of baby back ribs, signature smoky BBQ sauce, coleslaw, thick-cut fries
18. Tease & Cheese Nachos - Tortilla chips, melted three-cheese blend (cheddar, monterey jack, mozzarella), grilled chicken or seasoned beef, jalapeños, sour cream, guacamole, and fresh pico de gallo
19. Naughty Nacho Salad - Romaine lettuce, grilled chicken or seasoned beef, black beans, corn, diced tomatoes, onions, avocado, and crumbled queso fresco, topped with crispy tortilla strips and Chipotle ranch dressing
20. Body Shots Salad - Mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber, Grilled chicken, shrimp, or steak, Avocado and crumbled feta, House vinaigrette or ranch dressing
21. Hot Legs Wings - Choice of bone-in or boneless wings, tossed in your choice of buffalo, BBQ, honey garlic, or mango habanero, Celery and carrot sticks, Ranch or blue cheese dip
22. Curvy Quesadilla - Flour tortilla stuffed with grilled chicken or steak, melted cheese blend (mozzarella and pepper jack), onions, and bell peppers. Served with sour cream, salsa, and guacamole
23. Smokin’ BBQ Brisket Quesadilla - Slow-cooked BBQ brisket, melted cheddar and monterey jack cheese, grilled onions, bell peppers, in flour tortilla, toasted to perfection, side of salsa and sour cream
24. The Siren’s Shrimp Tacos - Grilled or crispy shrimp, flour or corn tortillas, shredded cabbage, mango salsa, and spicy crema drizzle. Served with a side of chips and salsa
25. Seductive Southwest Bowl - Cilantro-lime rice, blackened chicken or steak, black beans, roasted corn, diced tomatoes, and avocado, topped with cheddar cheese and fresh cilantro, and chipotle dressing on the side
26. Strip & Dip Platter - A sampler of house-fried mozzarella sticks, jalapeño poppers, and onion rings. Served with marinara, ranch, and spicy dipping sauces
27. Lap Dance Loaded Fries - Crispy fries topped with melted cheddar cheese, crumbled bacon, scallions, sour cream, Optional: diced jalapeños

Desserts

1. Forbidden Fruit Tart - Crisp pastry shell filled with vanilla custard, topped with fresh strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries.
2. Lap Dance Lava Cake - Molten chocolate cake with a gooey center, served warm with vanilla ice cream.
3. Tease Me Tiramisu - Espresso-drenched ladyfingers, mascarpone cream, cocoa powder, and chocolate shavings.
4. Red Velvet Vixen - Red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, topped with a sprinkle of red sugar.
5. Cinnamon Sugar Strip - Deep-fried churros dusted in cinnamon sugar, served with warm caramel sauce.
6. Peek-a-Boo Cheesecake - Classic New York cheesecake with a graham cracker crust, topped with mixed berry compote.
7. After-Hours Apple Crisp - Baked apple slices with cinnamon and brown sugar, topped with an oat crumble and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
8. Barely Legal Banana Split - Split banana with scoops of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream, topped with hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, and cherries.
9. Scandalous S’mores - Graham crackers, gooey marshmallow, and melted chocolate, all sandwiched and slightly toasted.
10. Bootylicious Banana Foster - Sliced bananas sautéed with rum, brown sugar, and butter, served over vanilla ice cream.